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Favorite Stuff
These are a few of my favorite things...
Favorite TV Shows: 24, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Family Guy, and Futurama
Favorite
Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Guys and Dolls, Lord of the Rings, and The Three Musketeers (1993 version)
Favorite
Music: Everything. (Matchbox 20, Maroon 5, Sarah McLachlin, POTC soundtrack, Wynonna Judd, Perfect Circle, Frank
Sinatra, Bowling for Soup, Santana, everything.)
Favorite Books: Holy Fools by Joanne Harris,
Chronicles of Chrestomanci by Diana Wynne Jones, Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, and The Perilous Gard by Elizabeth Marie
Pope.
Favorite Author: Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite Sports: Soccer, gymnastics,
basketball, football, and Nascar.
Favorite Food: Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, Bread with lots
of butter and garlic.
People I Admire: My grandpa, my mom, and the president for putting up with
all the crap the country throws at him. (Doesn't mean I agree with everything he's done. Just that I support the man voted
leader. And that he's making what he feels is the best decision.)
Favorite Fellow Authors: Ebony, Sparrow's Girl, Katla, and FireValkyrie.
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I'm working on getting a new picture up, but I'm too lazy to go and find the camera connections to the computer. So for
now, you have to deal with the picture from when I was thirteen. I'll work on a bio tomorrow because I need to go and
do homework.
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| Me, about a year ago. Yuk. |
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Favorite Quotes
Listen well, my friend:
We should all laugh after we step on cockroaches. It should be all ‘squish’ then ‘HAHA!’ -Jo.
First you're all 'We wanna grow up!', now we're all 'We want menopause!'. It sucks. -Breanna
Once?! -Jo. (A game of mash went wrong. Basically, the question was If you were married to Orlando Bloom, how many times
a day would you two get it on? Needless to say, 1 time WASN'T a good answer choice to have.)
They'll steal your underpants without you knowing. They're the underpants, underpants, underpants fairies.... -Candace
Is that a chicken? -The idiot that is me.
I dated a eunuch once.-Pintel, POTC
Savvy?-Jack Sparrow, POTC
That still only counts as one!-Gimli, LOTR:ROTK
(Remember, count to 3, not 5, 3.)1..2..5, NO 3!-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this. -Evelyn, The Mummy
Ardeth Bay: [To Alex] By putting on the bracelet, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
Alex: [gasp]
Rick: [To Ardeth] Hey, you, lighten up.
[To Alex]
Rick: You, big trouble.
[To Jonathan]
Rick:
You, get in the car. -The Mummy Returns
This thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos?
Tarzan's ass? -Izzy, The Mummy Returns
I was 22, I had two more days left of drama school and it was, like, 'Here, have a career.' Boom. There you go. -Orlando
Bloom
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that
be? -Orlando Bloom
What shall we call our son so he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school? We shall call him Englebert Humperdink!
Yes, that'll work. -Eddie Izzard
We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Sail halfway around
the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five
hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a flag, this is our country you bastard!" -Eddie Izzard
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah,
as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts!
Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit." -Eddie Izzard
He did apologise for the Spanish Inquisition. He said it was far too inquisitive. Supposed to be the Spanish Casual Chat.
-Eddie Izzard
But then the Roman Empire fell like this- "oh shit". And we went into what the historians called the Stupid Fucker period.
Where everyone was going -"er, I dunno. Is that a Roman road? Can we eat it?" Then there was the dark Ages. " I can't even
see you! Where are you?" -Eddie Izzard
And I'm stopping there because this will need it's own page soon!
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